Derek Zoolander
Huh? Lawl?




Zoolander (2001)

Appears in

Smash Bros. Lawl
Zoolander 2
Zoolander Spinoff Netflix series




Powahouse (Resourcer, Zoner)

Played by

Ben Stiller


Don Ramon (Based off Roster selection screen)



Moveset Video Music

Frankie Goes to Holywood- Relax / Michael Jackson- Beat It (Formerly, before the moveset was taken down for copyrighted music. Now theres techno-ish music for the first part and the second part is completely mute.)

Zoolander is a fashion boy played by Ben Stiller from the film of the same name. He's generally smug and dim-witty, but still earnest hearted (At least when he's not brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia, that is), which reflects off his heavily ego-based moveset along with a full knowledge of martial arts from his brainwash-training.


Zoolander is the only character whose entire moveset relies on a special hidden build-up called fashion, which grows when preforming specific actions:

  • Walking (+1% per half a second walking)
  • Dealing damage to opponents with A attacks (excluding Smashes) and Bulk Up (% fashion = % damage dealt)
  • Pummels, Front or Down throws

However, he can also lose fashion by:

  • Getting damaged by opponents (% fashion lost = % damage taken)
  • Using Strong Smashes, charged or not (-15% fashion)

Derek starts off each match with 30% fashion. Using the above methods, the limit is (normally) 100%. However, his fashion can be risen to 150%.


Standard B- Go Monk

Derek will attempt to... remove his underwear... for as long as B is pressed. When successful, his fashion will rise to 150% (aka, his fashion will equal 150%). If he fails, he will take 15% and will lose -30% fashion. The success rate of this move depends on how long B is held:

  • 0 seconds- 1%
  • 1 second- 20%
  • 2 seconds- 40%
  • 3 seconds- 60%
  • 4 seconds- 80%
  • 5 seconds- 100%

Side B- Magnum

Derek will conjure up a shield that costs -10% fashion to initiate, along with -5% fashion per second it's up. The shield can stop enemy projectiles, with a maximum of 6. Also, any enemies touching the shield will be stunned while constantly dealing damage from the shield. The shield stops when A is pressed , 1/2 fashion is drained, or once 6 projectiles are stopped. Afterwards, a shock wave emits throughout the opponents, which stuns them. An opponent will be stunned for a longer time span depending on how many of their projectiles were stopped. Also, stopped projectiles will drop as items, retaining their original effects.

Up B- Bulk Up

Derek hangs on the side of a metal pole, with his legs constantly swinging up and down. When A is pressed, he will launch himself upwards, the height depend on the height his legs were positioned. Damage dealt with this attack also adds up fashion.

Down B- Photoshoot

Derek surrounds himself in camera flashes that ultimately lead to one bigger flash. This attack costs -30% fashion per use. However, when A is tapped right before the shockwave, it will triple in size and strongth, costing -120% fashion. The shockwave will do 30% damage and high knockback to faraway opponents, and 4% damage plus a long stun to opponents barely scraping the surface.


Derek's three friends appear, yelling "ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!!!" to him, with Derek smiling in response. The four of them get into their car, as "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" begins playing. The car will begin gliding across the stage, both horizontally and vertically. The car will do damage and drag opponents. When the song goes "Bang-Bang-Bang!", the car will zip across the screen thrice, dealing damage (the Bang-Bang-Bang part will not drag enemies to their death). Then, a Starbucks appears in the middle of the stage, as the music slows down, the car crashes into the store, exploding and dealing damage to anybody foolish enough to stand by. While the debris deals 10% damage at collision, it will also add +50% fashion with the possibility to make it reach 150% tops.


Note: here he shows us his "unique looks".

  • Up Taunt- Ferrari
  • Down Taunt- Le Tigre
  • Side Taunt- Blue Steel

Victory Options/Losing Poses

  • Victory #1- "Did you ever think that there's more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good-looking?"
  • Victory #2- Zoolander parties away with his friends by car.
  • Victory #3- Zoolander appears as a merman and whispers "Wetness, is the essence of beauty" before swimming away.
  • Losing #1- Zoolander stands there shocked.
  • Losing #2- See Trivia section.

Victory Theme

Part of the song "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by Wham, which played during the Orange Mocha Frappuccino scene in Zoolander. This song is also present during his Final Smash.

Character Description

Derek Zoolander is a male fashion model played by Ben Stiller in the movie Zoolander. He is a dim-witted and clueless model who is brainwashed by the evil fashion model Mugato to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.

Character Ranking

Zoolander Weight Walking Speed Dashing Speed Air Speed Falling Speed Jump 1 Jump 2
ZoolanderRanking 23 1 11 20 11 8 23
Classic Rank Horniness Patience Weird Ego IQ Darkness Social Class
Low 11 20 32 8 33  ?? 5




  • Neutral attack - Derrick repeatedly kicks with his left foot.
  • Dash attack -
  • Forward tilt -
  • Up tilt - Derrick kicks upward.
  • Down tilt -


  • Forward smash - Derrick flashes Magnum briefly.
  • Up smash - The same as his Forward Smash, except he faces upward.
  • Down smash -


  • Ledge attack -
  • 100% ledge attack -
  • Floor attack -
  • Trip attack -

Aerial attacks

  • Neutral aerial -
  • Forward aerial -
  • Back aerial -
  • Up aerial -
  • Down aerial -

Grabs and throws

  • Grab - Derrick grabs in front of him.
  • Pummel -
  • Forward throw - Derrick throws the opponent forward.
  • Back throw -
  • Up throw -
  • Down throw - Derrick slams the opponent on the ground, while yelling "A center for ANTS?!".

Snake Codec

Snake- ...Huh? God?

Colonel- Lol what the shit... it's me, Colonel.

Snake- You know, I just don't like this guy...

Colonel- Snake, you know what can help you with your issues?

(Otacon appears the fuck out of nowhere)


Snake- You're gay Otacon.

Otacon- Ay Snake!


  • Zoolander is the first character who's moveset solely relies on a secret build-up; fashion.
  • Zoolander is the first "Round 2" character, who started the second character select screen before the revamp era.
  • Zoolander is the first character to have an alternate losing pose. By mashing A & B, a "cutscene" happens where Zoolander interrupts the winner's victory animation, thinking that he won the match. The winners then tell him to notice that they won, not him. They then show a cutscene from the movie, except the poster that covered Zoolander's poster is replaced by a poster of the winner, & the "congradulations" poster that he sees when he gets home has the winning part of the message scratched out & replaced with "luzing".
  • Zoolander is also one of three characters in OG Lawl to have a full known name and only showcase one part of his name in deh character selection screen. In this case, they left out his first name, Derek, and just put Zoolander - Derek's last name and the name of the movie. The other characters are Haruhi, whose last name "Suzumiya" is left out, and Aya, whose last name "Drevis" is also left out.
  • Zoolander lags when turning to the left. This is a reference to the movie, where Derek couldn't turn left.
  • The Moveset's theme was changed because of Copyright issues. laowsnmweikjldfbewuicfbew
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