|Colonel H. Stinkmeaner|
STINKMEANER BRINGS THE HATE!
Smash Bros. Lawl X
Defensive (Turtle, Grappler)
Colonel H.M. Stinkmeaner is a Reoccuring Antagonist from The Boondocks, and appears as the Sixth introduced fighter in Lawl X.
Entrance - Back from Hell
Stinkmeaner hops out of a burst of flame, exclaiming "YOU AIN'T SH*bleep*!"
Neutral B - Nigga Moment
Stinkmeaner will start ranting. Anyone near the front of him will recieve damage. Unlike Hitler's and AGK's, Stinkmeaner doesn't need to charge and will rant for as long as the button is held. He can also move while ranting, however it'll only be at half his normal speed. While moving, Stinkmeaner will leave a trail of spit that opponents can slip on.
Side B - Axe
Stinkmeaner will get his axe out. While he has it out, Stinkmeaner's movement is limited and he can only do one jump. Press neutral B to swing it. Press B in any direction to throw it. It will keep flying until it goes off screen. It can't be picked up. Stinkmeaner can use it again as soon as it goes off screen.
Up B - Kicked in yo Chest
Stinkmeaner does an extra leap followed by a rough 8%-damaging kick in whatever direction he's facing.
Down B - Lucky Trip
Stinkmeaner holds his walking stick out. If someone attacks Stinkmeaner (without a projectile), Stinkmeaner will trip them up. Stinkmeaner will then do a war cry followed by him whacking the opponent's knee with his stick. While holding the stick out, Stinkmeaner can't move. Press any button to cancel the move early. While doing the war cry, Stinkmeaner is open to attacks from other opponents. If he's attacked, the move is cancelled. The trip will give the opponent 20% damage. The whack on the knee will give them another 20% damage adding up to 40% damage.
Final Smash - Possession
Stinkmeaner will turn into a ghost and will possess a random nearby opponent. While possessing the opponent, Stinkmeaner is able to control their body and do every kind of action in the opponent's moveset. After a while, Stinkmeaner will leave the body and return to normal. If he gets K.O.d in the opponent's body, it'll be the opponent who loses a stock instead of himself.
Star KOSFX: "LADY LIBTERY GOT BALLS."
Screen KOSFX: "Naugh-TY!"
Up Taunt: "ALL ABOARD, Woo woo!"
Taunt 2: "WHAT'S MY NAME, NYI-CUH?!"
Taunt 3: " 'Ahh' ain't my name, My momma didn't name me 'Ahh'!"
1. "Someday, I’m quite the humanitarium. I think I hit a wheelbarrow on the way over here."
2. "Ooh, that's BITCHIN' that BITCH!"
3. "YOU, NIGGA AIN'T *bleep*! YOUR MOTHER AIN'T *bleep*!"
4. (vs. black characters) "Bitch-ass NIG-UHHHH!"
Failure/Clap: *Lying dead*
Colonel H.M. Stinkmeaner is the rude, racist, and blind old man that Robert Freeman killed in a street fight. He openly states that he hates all people, and was even once called the worst human being ever. He spent most of his childhood disagreeing most on things, such as peace and unity, and he has absolutely no pleasure in believing to enjoying anything, like sunsets, trees, dolphins nor rainbows. At age fifteen, he lost his sight to cancer, and since then, took extreme pleasure in dedicating the rest of his life to making everyone's lives a living hell. The doctors expected him to die, but it is believed that his "Love of Hatred" had kept him alive to live in old age. He is one of the biggest antagonists on the show.
Stinkmeaner is one of the most evil human beings ever. He is sadistic and terrible to everyone he meets, and enjoys the pain and anguish of other people. He claims to hate most or everyone in general (especially black people), but in truth, he justs loves being bad. He lived a long, terrible life, as when he died he was sent to hell. He uses the phrase "Bitch ass nigga," or "nigga," in almost every sentence he uses and even called The Devil (a Satan) himself a "Bitch ass nigga". He often pronounces "nigga" like "nyi-cuh" and over-enunciates it.
Game Grump Codec
Danny: Jesus Christ, this guy’s crazy!
Arin: That’s Stinkmeaner. He’s a crazy old man that got taught Kung-Fu by the devil.
Danny: Jesus, he’s still ranting about us!
Stinkmeaner: BITCH ASS NIGGAS!!!
Arin: Look, we are NOT black, get your fucking insulted right!
Danny: Yeah, we really need to make this guy shut the fuck up!
Arin: I’m right there with you, man.
- Stinkmeaner, Aya Drevis , asdfguy , Yeet Sayori , and Panchito Spongebob are the only characters with a losing animated that indicates that they are dead.
|Playable Characters in Smash Bros. Lawl X|
Serph | Jen Masterson | Konata | Stewie | AGK | Stinkmeaner | Hitoshi | Guy Who Doesn't Like Green Eggs and Ham | Michael Rosen | Tomo | Mr. Bean | Sora | Robbie Rotten | Fluttershy | Abridged Kaiba | Abridged Marik | Trip | Pinkie Pie| Mabel Pines | Game Grumps | Yuno | Plankton | Scott Pilgrim | Karl Pilkington | Peridot | Zim | Lemongrab | Ruby Rose | Deadpool | Senator Armstrong | Gordon Ramsay | Lucy Loud