Haruhi Suzumiya
"Have you ever realized how insignificant your existence is on the planet?"


The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya


The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (2003)

Appears in

Smash Bros. Lawl





Played by

Aya Hirano




Jaime Maussan

Moveset Video Music

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Oi Oi


Standard B-Mikuru

Haruhi summons Mikuru onto the field, as she initially stays stationary on the stage. Anybody that faces Mikuru from the front will become turned on, much like Panty's Side B, which also relies on the opponent's hornines. Once an opponent is tuned on, she will run away from the opponent and sit in fear for a few seconds (she can't be ordered around when she's sitting). Tapping A near her will make her walk to the side opposite of where she's facing. Pressing B near her will make for more effective turn-ons, as pressing B while behind her will cause a ranged turn-on. She can only be KOed by falling off ledges, in which it will take 8 seconds for her to respawn.

Side B-Photo Rape

Note: This move requires Mikuru on the field.

When pressing >B near Mikuru, Haruhi will kick her into an opponent, which can break through any type of shield (normal, Bison's Down B, ect.). The character's reaction depends on their wierdness, in some cases, wierder characters won't be stunned for as long as more 'sane' characters. While Mikuru is on an opponent, Haruhi will take a photo of the two, keeping a photo for herself. As long as she holds at least one photo of the victim, their attacks towards Haruhi will halve in damage % and knockback. 4 photos can be stacked at time. Her earliest photo will be knocked off in a chain of 4 A attacks towards her. However, it will reset with 1 hit from Haruhi. In tag teams, the photo only affects the one team member the attack was preformed on (ex. a photo of Panty won't effect Stocking).

Up B-Nagato

Nagato will appear in a random location on screen, dealing significant damage to the touch. While she is present, she makes Haruhi float for 3 seconds or until B is pressed. Haruhi never notices her.

Down B-Aliens!

While Haruhi becomes fascinated by a book about aliens, Koizumi will appear behind her, throwing a fireball diagonally upwards at opponents. She never notices Koizumi.

Final Smash- Upset

Haruhi gives off an upset sigh, as The Closed Giant appears on one side of the stage. Touching it will deal damage, as it occasionally attempts to punch opponents. If nobody gets KOed in 20 seconds, everybody loses a stock as the battle continues on a random stage, much like La Caída de un Meteorito.


Note: her taunts are in Japanese.

  • Side Taunt: She flips her hair
  • Down Taunt: She gives a thumbs up and screams "No Problem!"
  • Up Taunt: "I'll tell, that the whole club was planning on fucking her!"

Victory Options and Lose Pose

  • Victory #1: Haruhi continuously gropes Mikuru.
  • Victory #2: Haruhi jumps onto Mikuru and bites her ear.
  • Victory #3: Haruhi tackles Mikuru down.
  • Lose: Haruhi holds her head in frustration as a giant appears behind her.

Victory Theme

Part of the song "Oi Oi" from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Character Description

Haruhi Suzumiya is the female high school student protagonist of the Haruhi Suzumiya series. She shows quite a disdain to anything "normal" or "ordinary", and typically favors anything surreal or unnatural, like time travelers, aliens or espers. She is the leader and founder of the SOS Brigade, a club promoting her ideals in which she rules with an iron fist. While smart, athletic and beautiful, she's also headstrong and eccentric. She also has god-like powers to manipulate reality to her hearts content.

Character Ranking

Haruhi Weight Walking Speed Dashing Speed Air Speed Falling Speed Jump 1 Jump 2
HaruhiRanking 29 13 3 7 5 10 7
Classic Rank Horniness Patience Weird Ego IQ Darkness Social Class
Top 9 5-6 5-7 7 7  ?? 21


Ground attacks


  • Neutral attack -
  • Dash attack -
  • Forward tilt - Haruhi kicks forward.
  • Up tilt - Haruhi kicks upward.
  • Down tilit -


  • Forward smash - Haruhi delivers a kick and a small punch.
  • Up smash - Haruhi unleashes a combo of kicks upwards. This propels her and any trapped opponent in the Ir.
  • Down smash -


  • Ledge attack -
  • 100% ledge attack -
  • Floor attack -
  • Trip attack -

Aerial attacks

  • Neutral aerial -
  • Forward aerial -
  • Back aerial -
  • Up aerial -
  • Down aerial -

Grabs and throws

  • Grab -
  • Pummel -
  • Forward throw -
  • Back throw -
  • Up throw -
  • Down throw -

Snake Codec

Snake: ... That girl won't talk with me 'cause I'm ordinary! She asks if I know any aliens, time travelers, or espers. Give me a break!

Otacon: Actually, I am an extraterrestrial.

(Mei Ling appears)

Mei Ling: Time Travel

(Wild Colonel appears)

Colonel: I am an esper. But my powers don't work here.


Role in The Subspace Emissary

Haruhi makes her first appearance in Camp of Stars alongside her ufologist bro, Jaime Maussan. In Camp of Stars, a running Haruhi and a slowly walking Jaime Maussan approach an empty field. Haruhi complains about Jaime's slow speed, as they are inclined to find more Extraterrestrial activity and evidence. Luckily for them, they find a stranded and ranting Toon Pyron. If Haruhi is chosen and defeats Pyron, she will tell Jaime to gather the evidence, stating she did all the work apprehending them. However, Carlos Trejo snags the trophified Pyron, calling Maussan a fraud and Haruhi a whore. After fighting off some of his bikers, the ufologist duo sets off on a motorcycle trail against Trejo.


  • As stated in the moveset's intro, Haruhi is the first "breasted" and anime character to represent YouTube Poop.
  • She is also the first non-sprited, non-tag team female character introduced.
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