Billy Mays
"Hi Billy Mays here!"




Oxi Clean commercials

Appears in

Smash Bros. Lawl




Camper (Keep-Away, Turtle)

Played By





Hank Hill

Moveset Music

Smash Bros Lawl- Infomercialand

Billy Mays is the 15th fighter in Chin Lawl.

Billy Mays was a professional salesperson known for how well he advertises his products, and uses them to keep himself well protected from the dangers of the battlefield!

Special Moves

B - Oxi Clean Ball

Billy Mays tosses an Oxi Clean ball. Should the ball connect with an opponent, it will do constant damage until the opponent performs strong A attacks to shake it off. The more damaged an opponent is, the harder it is for him or her to shoo it off.

Side B- Impact Gel

A pseudo-counter move, Mays pulls out his Impact Gel, protecting him in the front. Non-projectile attacks that hit the gel deal to the attacker the same amount of damage that would've been done to Mays. In this state, Mays can manuver back and forth, but not jump with the gel. However, it can't save him from grabs or grab-related moves. Pressing A or B removes it.

Up B - The Ultimate Ladder

Mays climbs his Ultimate Ladder. Moving the control stick up catapults him into the air. As stated by the creator himself, Mays can be launched while he says "Now I'm gonna step on up here", and his moves are activated after .19 seconds. While on the ladder, tilting the stick forward launches the part of the ladder away from Mays as a projectile, and tilting downward causes both legs to come together, doing some damage.

Down B- Mighty Putty

Mays places Mighty Putty on the ground, causing anyone who touches it to get stuck for 3-7 seconds, depending on how long the unsquashed putty lasted. If not squished, it disappears in 20 seconds. There can be 2 at a time.

Final Smash- The Power of Mighty Putty

A rope with Mighty Putty stuck on it reaches out to one of the sides of the screen and attaches itself to an 80,000 pound trailer. The string drags the trailer to the other side of the screen, dealing massive damage to anyone (except for Mays) in the trailer's path.


  • Down Taunt- "Even my kid can smash you!"
  • Side Taunt- "Get on the Lawl!"
  • Up Taunt- "Go away for good!"

Victory Options/ Lose Pose

  • Victory 1: Holds the Magic Fire and says "Order right now, for just $80,000!"
  • Victory 2: "Order right now, for just $19.99!"
  • Victory 3: Holds a sword while saying "I have the strength" and wearing armor.
  • Lose: Looks at the winner and gives two thumbs up, whilst smiling.

Character Description

William Darrell "Billy" Mays, Jr. (July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009, 50 years old) was a television direct-response advertisement salesperson most notable for promoting OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning, home-based, and maintenance products. His distinctive beard and loud sales pitches made him a recognized television presence. Mays was born in McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania, and began his career as salesman on the Atlantic City boardwalk. He traveled across the United States for 12 years, selling various items before he was hired to sell OxiClean and other products on the Home Shopping Network. His success as a TV pitchman led him to found Mays Promotions, Inc. On the morning of June 28, 2009, Mays was found dead in his home by his wife.

Character Ranking

Billy Mays Weight Walking Speed Dashing Speed Air Speed Falling Speed Jump 1 Jump 2
MaysRanking 4 24 30 28-29 3 31 28
Classic Rank Horniness Patience Weird Ego IQ Darkness Social Class
Top 19 7 33 19 9  ?? 14


Ground attacks


  • Neutral attack -
  • Dash attack -
  • Forward tilt - Swings a hammer forward and says "This hammer!'
  • Up tilt -
  • Down tilit -


  • Forward smash -
  • Up smash -
  • Down smash - Uses the Awesome Auger on the ground and says "It's great for preparing soil"


  • Ledge attack -
  • 100% ledge attack -
  • Floor attack -
  • Trip attack -

Aerial attacks

  • Neutral aerial -
  • Forward aerial -
  • Back aerial -
  • Up aerial -
  • Down aerial -

Grabs and throws

  • Grab - Grabs with the Gopher and says "Grab" or "Gopher"
  • Pummel -
  • Forward throw - Throws the opponent forward and says "You're done"
  • Back throw -
  • Up throw -
  • Down throw - Cooks the opponent in The Big City Slider Station and says "The Big City Slider"

Snake Codec

Colonel: Hi, Colonel here with information about Billy Mays!

Solid Snake: Tell me what you know about that guy.

Colonel: It's all yours... for only $19.99! Order right now and I'll include information about Vince!

Snake: ... I forgot my wallet...

Colonel: ... Sorry Snake...

Role In The Subspace Emissary

His role is currently unknown.


  • In one of his victory animations, Billy Mays holds Frollo's fire in one hand. This is a reference to another Chincherrinas series, The Frollo Show, when Mays sells Frollo a new fire in the episode "Frollo Gets AIDS". He even says the same cost of the fire.
  • Via The Frollo Show's Twitter page, Chincherrinas was able to send the moveset video to Billy Mays' surviving son, Billy Mays III. Mays III replied that he loved the video and asked if he could put it on the Where's Billy Mays? website, which Chincherrinas greatly allowed.
Playable Characters in Smash Bros. Lawl
I.M. Meen  · The King  · Nostalgia Critic  · Leonidas  · Tommy Wiseau  · Madotsuki  · AVGN  · Mama Luigi  · Dr. Robotnik  · The Bores  · Frollo  · Gaston  · Hitler  · Panty & Stocking  · Billy Mays  · Yomika  · Guile  · Bison  · Ib  · Hank Hill  · Scanty & Kneesocks  · Nicolas Cage  · Best Hercules  · Jaime Maussan  · Don Ramon  · Dr. Wily  · Haruhi  · Zoolander  · New Hercules  · Aya  · Carlos Trejo  · Weird Al  · J. Jonah Jameson  · Mary  · Codec Snake  · Sheev